I know you’ve probably heard the news but I still came here to say
That I, Anderson Cooper, must announce that I am...
I always dodged the question
When everypony asked before
I wondered what the world would think
Would they say I was a horse lover
It filled my soul with dischord
To hide my brony ways
But would the media bash me
If they knew that I was gaining more and more respect for Rainbow Dash?
Silver fox! (Yes Peppy?) Do a barrell roll!
Wolf blitzer! Do a barrell roll!
Silver fox! (What do you want Pepppy?) Do a barrell rol!
Do a barrell roll, do-a-do-a barrell roll!
Equestria’s the best place
So come on and sing along
Whether you like Spike or Pinkie Pie
You gotta stay Tara Strong
Now I never dodge the question
Like I always did before
I don’t care what the world will think
If they say I am a horse lover
But I can’t hide it anymore
I’ll proudly say I’m gaining more and more respect for Rainbow Dash
I’m Anderson Cooper, and I am a brony (and I’m gay)