Lyrics for I Like Trains by Todd Bryanton

I LIKE TRAINS Lyrics

Hey! Have you heard of the I Like Trains kid?

He's pretty cool, but I think there's something wrong with him

I don't know if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain

But the only thing he ever says is:

 

I LIKE TRAINS

 

From birth the I Like Trains kid never spoke a word

Not even to his parents, not a single sound was heard

But on the first day of school the teacher asked his name

All he did was smile as he said:

 

I LIKE TRAINS

 

They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help

The doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt

He stared at the doctor witha little creepy smile

And the I Like Trains kid said: "I feel great!"

He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life

He met a nice girl who he asked to be his wife

As they stood at the altar, and prepared to say their vows

He put a ring on her finger, and he said:

 

I LIKE TRAINS

 

Got bad grades? I like trains!

Awkward date? I like trains!

Don't like trains

 

I LIKE TRAINS