Mine Turtle Lyrics by Todd Bryanton

MINE TURTLE

Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by

Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie

Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"

Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you

 

MINE TURTLE

 

Mine Turtle's travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid

Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid

Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine

Fought the aliens

            "Throoooww the cheeeese!"

He stole alien technology, and built a time machine

Went back in time to 100 million B .C.

The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"

"Technically I'm a tortoise.”

 "I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"

 

MINE TURTLE

 

Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from

In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom

He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one

And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb

The cops tried to stop him before he could explode

            "LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"

            "Wait, no he doesn't.."

 

MINE TURTLE